m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

turtwink:

i wish I had an ass like that

(Source: thefrogman)

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

watchtheskytonight:

playthebells-monalisa:

serahfarron:

awklicious:

Did you know that this scene was entirely unscripted? Johnny Depp just kinda went with this and no one stopped him, so the reactions’ on the other actors’ faces are their actual reactions to Depp’s shenanigans.

makes the scene 100000 times better omfg

you can even see orlando glancing at the people behind the camera as if asking what is going on 

thus why we all love Johnny Depp.

everybody loves Johnny Depp

(Source: crescentrnoon)

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

(Source: xelamanrique)

unwrittenlaw5:

do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then

tinnyhouse:

i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name

at-boundary-conditions:

what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus

vvorldwideweb:

fun fact: shut up

juliacaroled:

The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

(Source: crimson-11)